It seemed that his wife was picking one of the most dangerous places in the world for their honeymoon - the Eastern Congo.
He thought he'd heard about a constant state of war there. That's all the argument it took for Dylan to sign up for such an unusual honeymoon with his usually sex-avoidant fiancée.ĭylan was a bit hesitant about his wife's choice of the Congo. He agreed to go on the safari when she promised him it would make her horny as Hell and they would be having tons of sex. Dylan was a financial planner with no interest whatsoever in culture OR anthropology, but his wife was hot as Hell and she had him wrapped around her little finger. Hannah was a cultural anthropologist and had specialized in sub-Saharan Africa.
Hannah and Dylan had been married for two weeks when they arrived in the Congo for their honeymoon safari.
By Scatwoman (credit to MercySlayer for inspiration)
